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Welcome to $BORINGPUMP

The Meme Coin That Couldn’t Care Less

Claim Your Boring Airdrop (if you feel like it)

"Not another hype coin. This one just exists."

Tokenomics (or Lack Thereof)

Styled like a lazy infographic chart on torn notebook paper:

  • Total Supply: 6,969,420,000
  • Tax: 0%
  • Launch Chain: Solana
  • Liquidity: As lazy as the team
  • Utility: None. That's the joke.

Airdrop Eligibility Checklist

🛌 CLAIM AIRDROP

“Go ahead. Or don’t. We don’t mind.”

Our (Very Loose) Roadnap

Q3: Launch… probably.

The coin will probably launch. Or not. We're not setting any alarms.

😴 (Sleeping)

Q4: Maybe listed… maybe not.

We might get around to a listing. Or we might just keep it a secret. Who cares?

😴 (Deep Sleep)

Q1: Merch drop? Too lazy to plan it.

We thought about merch, but then we remembered how much effort that takes. So, probably no merch.

😴 (Dreaming of Merch)

Q2: Get bored. Repeat.

The ultimate goal. Achieve peak boredom, then do it all over again.

😴 (Eternal Slumber)

The Boredom Gallery / Meme Wall

Bored Reaction Meme

"Is this all there is?"

Lazy Cat Meme

"Just five more minutes..."

Tiny Pump Screenshot

"Oh, a pump. Whatever."

Another Bored Reaction Meme

"Still waiting for something exciting."

Frequently Asked (Boring) Questions

Q: What’s the point of this coin?

A: That’s what we’re trying to figure out. Let us know if you find a good one.

Q: Will it moon?

A: Only if the moon gets bored enough to fall. We're not holding our breath.

Q: Is there a community?

A: We assume so. Someone's reading this, right? If you're bored, you're in.

Q: Can I contribute?

A: Sure, if you have the energy. We're mostly focused on not doing much.